
The one thing the world will never have enough of is the outrageous.

Feb 17th. 1919,
Dear Mrs. Bigelow,
I received your very sarcastic and poorly spelled letter.
About the passing of my English, if I don't pass it I won't come back after Spring vacation so if you don't send the money I am out of luck!
Also I must have at least $3 extra for the debate Feb 22nd. next Saturday so please send it as I must get my suits fixed up and everything.
You are right, I did have auto fever.
As for any trips, if I am so fortunate as to make the team again, I will go on every possible trip to represent the school, you say no trips of any kind well that is a poor specimen of loyalty to the school.
You may leave the sarcasm out of your letters or I will use some of my own also some letters that might to interesting.
Also I want to have some photo's taken at the photographer as all the fellows are doing it and I never have had any so you may send me $8 to get a dozen. Don't forget! Which do you want taken in citizens or uniform?
Well don't forget to send the things I asked for $3.00 for a pair of new puttees everyone has to have two pair.
Yours,
Mr. Ted Bigelow

